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mass appeal

Sunday, November 27, 2005

This blog is poised for prose...
Elegancy and simplicity that contains the complexity of life.

The owner however...
Is not just a self declared ah lian, but a recognised ah lian in all essence.

(For the uninformed, ah lian, is one of the product from our self coined "Uniquely Singapore" campaign, though the garmen (government) will most likely protest to that. Where else can you find young teenage girls who behaves in the most unlady-likeliest manner and every word she spits out has a strong singlish venom that will cause decay in the ears of constipated speak good english intellectual snobs. Ah lian speaks in an array of languages and in it's most powerful form ie: expletives. As a tribute, they are one of the most edge cutting, revolutionalising and refreshing group of young pple in Singapore.)

How am I recognised as an Ah Lian?

To be acknowledged as a certain group of pple, you gotta receive recognition from pple of similiar identity.

Amazing it may sound...

An Ah Beng with all things resembling of an ah beng
came up to me in his beng-ish style
ask me in his most bengalicious manner

miss, want to be my friend or not? (to be spoken in hokkien accented chinese)

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*blink*

*blink*

I...was lost for words.

Not only does the shimmer from his golden chain, golden bracelet, golden ring with a big jade stone and golden diamond stubbed rolex watch stunned me, his words created waves under my calm demeanour...

I smiled...

I felt a strong sense of pride that I was recognised and seen as a part of a group that is unique to Singapore... and also... I was picked up by ah beng in the most original beng-ish manner...

Talk about a sense of national pride...

Out of curiousity, I sms-ed some good friends...

"Hey, do I really look like an Ah Lian?"

like all good friends, one reply was

"You mean it was unintentional? Gee..."

And then another reply

"Haha! You do have mass appeal..."

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*Blinks...*

(in Ah Lian manner)

What you saying huh? Simi mass appeal?




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